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Scott McElroy
Webmaster - Hysterical Management

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From: Scott McElroy - Webmaster For Hysterical Management

Dear Comic,

Are you reaching your fans personally and generating performance bookings and CD sales as a result? No matter how good your web graphics are, or how interesting your web site is, nothing can compare to hearing a real voice.

You're a Stand Up Comic - people pay to listen to what you have to say! Giving them a taste of who you are and what you bring to the stage is simply a brilliant marketing technique.

When you add your voice to your web site, agents and club owners can connect with you on a more personal level and overcome one of the biggest barriers to putting you on their stage. This will always have the advantage over cold marketing techniques such as static pictures and text.

If you thought that recording audio files for your site has to be difficult, expensive or involves monthly fees, think again. You need to read the information below, because it could change the way you market online forever.

Imagine what could happen to your Bookings and CD sales if you could
talk to your web site visitors?

Hysterical Management's Web Audio can kick start your CD sales, and overcome online stage booking barriers. Imagine what could happen to your CD sales and bookings if visitors could actually hear clips of one of your live performances, and make a more personal connection with you?

Audio presentations are the hottest new method of increasing online sales. Consumer trends are showing that in the very near future, online shopping will be propelled by increasing amounts of audio and visual features. The e-commerce and marketing site that fails to offer these features to an increasingly multi-media hungry audience will be left behind.

I've been associated with Hysterical Management (the nations fastest growing comedy booking agency), for more than ten years now. The Internet grew in popularity and more professional stand up comics wanted to be represented on the Internet. I was asked to provide a variety of services for the entertainers that keep the audiences laughing. Hysterical Management - Promo Division was born!

We offer web hosting, design services, search engine optimization, audio and video preparation for the web, etc. The equipment and software we used for audio and video initially was pretty expensive - not practical for the casual user. Then I was able to purchase the rights to some very cool software that's totally perfect for the casual user. We completed our testing and now bring it to you!

Hysterical Management's Web Audio is really simple to use. Let me show you;

It's just that simple to use and affordable too!

Quality sound files are a snap to create with Web Audio;

• Record high-quality Macromedia Flash files -- Web Audio is designed to work with your favorite online file format to provide you with high quality and professional sounding audio files.
  
  
• Record using your computer -- no need to buy expensive equipment. Web Audio lets you record using your computer’s internal microphone and the programs you already have on it to record your audio message. You can record, update, and fix your files as often as you like in just minutes! You don’t need to “call in” (and pay high phone charges) or pay each time your record a new file. This exciting program puts you in control of the process, not an outside person or ‘hosting service.’
  
  
• Let your fans and agents hear you without having to download special programs. One of the best features of Web Audio is that it uses the software already installed in most computers today for listening. Most people already have Macromedia Flash installed on their computers and that’s what they’ll use to hear your files. You can reach a huge audience without asking them to go offsite to load special software or plug ins -- and risk losing interest. Instead, they can click your custom button and instantly hear your message.
  
  
• Use the powerful Record/Playback feature. With Web Audio, you can record, playback, and clear your music and sound files to create the perfect presentation. Want to make sure that your recording is perfect? You’re in control of what others hear with this simple-to-use editing feature that gives you the results you want.
  
  
• Let clients hear personal testimonials from your fans. Record comments from your fans after a show! Nothing can create instant credibility the way hearing real people share how they enjoyed your show. You can upload fan testimonials in just minutes to your web site and see the results in your bookings!

What Makes Web Audio Stand Out...

It doesn’t keep costing and costing. There are several audio products available online that let you place sound files on your site. But they have a catch: you have to pay each time you create a file or pay expensive monthly fees to access them. Plus the sound files are hosted on their server. This means you lose control of your file. And if you don’t pay that monthly fee, your recording no longer works. Or, if you want to change your audio file, you get hit with another fee.

I personally like to have control of what goes onto my web site. I don’t like to depend on a third party for important files. This is why Web Audio is a great solution: you get to make the file. You get to record and edit it, as many times as you like, and make sure it’s exactly the way you want it. You have the code and you own the file because it’s recorded on YOUR hard drive and you can place it on your server.

There are no monthly fees. No button fees. No upload fees.

Instead, there’s simply a low one-time price that pays for itself quickly once you place your audio files on your site because of the increased results in sales.

But there’s more…

So how much does it cost?

At this point you may be thinking, “Software that gives me this much control and unlimited recording ability must be pretty expensive.” After all, many audio programs make you pay each and every time you record by phone, each time you upload a sound file to their site, and they cost you monthly hosting fees besides!

What if I told you that you could have this feature-packed audio software program for the price of a half tank of gas?

By ordering Web Audio, you will immediately gain access to software that will allow you to create audio files for your web site that will set you apart from all the other silent comedy web sites out there.

For the low price of only $19.95 you’ll receive this pair of powerful, feature-packed software titles that allow you to crunch your audio files to manageable size and create audio buttons for your web site in just minutes. Normally, software with these types of features costs you three or four times as much, not to mention monthly hosting fees. There are no hidden fees with Web Audio, just a one-time fee that puts you in control of creating your own quality audio files and custom buttons for your web site.

Yes Scott, I Just Have To Have This Incredible Package! Count Me In Right Now! It's Easy To Order... Click PayPal Button Below To Order!

P.S. - I almost forgot to mention the Affiliate program! This is totally cool and can make some real cash for you too!

When you download your Web Audio Package, you'll also receive instructions on how to register as an affiliate. When you register, you get a piece of code to insert into one or more of your webpages. The code is a link to this webpage. The code also includes your affiliate ID number so we'll know where the visitor came from.

If the visitor purchases Web Audio then or some time in the future, you are credited for the sale and will receive a 35% commission! ($19.95 X 35% = $6.98) Isn't that great! And, it gets even better. No matter how many visitors do the same thing, you'll keep adding up commissions - there's no limit.

But wait; there's more! - (I always wanted to say that). Let's suppose one or more of your visitors becomes an affiliate too. They put a link on their web site just like you did. Well, when one of their visitors purchases Web Audio YOU get a 15% commission ($2.99) on THAT sale!

And it goes one more level so If that same affiliate refers another affiliate to our program, you will earn a commission of 10% ($1.99) his/her sales as well.

Commissions are paid directly to your PayPal account every two (2) weeks once you have accrued $10 or more in commissions. There is an Affiliate control panel you can log into any time you want to keep an eye on your commissions,

I think a good way to integrate the link into your web page is with a text link. You know, something that looks like this;

How I Put Audio Clips On My Website

Except yours will actually be a real link. Visitors to your web site will be naturally curious as to how you put those cool audo clips on your web site; so this is a perfect way to tell them!

You'll get detailed instructions with your download package.

Thanks Again!